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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Shadi nahi karni

Santa: Murgay kaisay diya

Murgay wala: Rs.50, Rs. 40, aur Rs.10 ka

Santa: Rs. 10 itna sasta kyun ??

Murgay wala: Saab issay Aids hai

Santa: day do mujay khanna hai,

Murgay kay saath shadi nahi karni !!!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Intelligent Santa

Santa in a bar

his cell phone rings >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>

Santa picks up and says !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

think what he said
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how do you know I am here

Intelligent Santa

Santa in a bar

his cell phone rings >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>

Santa picks up and says !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

think what he said
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how do you know I am here

Teacher to Santa

Teacher: Santa Pandavoon kay naam batao ?

Santa:

Ik Bhim "C"

Ik odda vada Pra "C"

Ik nikka Pra "C"

Ik hor "C"

Ik da may namm pull gaya "C"

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Santa Cool

Santa Biwi kay office aaya

to dekha Biwi Boss kay god may baithi thi

Santa - chal Preeto aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff kay liya kursi bi na ho !!!!!

Banta's Date

Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Banta, "It was a flop idea."

Santa, "Didn't the girl come to your house?"

Banta, "She did, but she refused to cook!"